Every morning Cat talks to baby Staggs and feels her kick. Today Japes decided to climb up and help. I just died from cute.

Every morning Cat talks to baby Staggs and feels her kick. Today Japes decided to climb up and help. I just died from cute.

itsliketheyknowus:

"Placing your baby in the carrier is easy!  First, make sure you are stunningly beautiful. Then, double check that both you and your baby are wearing white. Your baby will now sense that you are trying to put him or her into the carrier and will intuitively become quiet and still. Place your baby in the carrier and away you go!  
No need to worry about making an embarrassing spectacle of yourself in the Target parking lot ever again!”

Finally the kind of practical parenting advice I can use

itsliketheyknowus:

"Placing your baby in the carrier is easy!  First, make sure you are stunningly beautiful. Then, double check that both you and your baby are wearing white. Your baby will now sense that you are trying to put him or her into the carrier and will intuitively become quiet and still. Place your baby in the carrier and away you go!  

No need to worry about making an embarrassing spectacle of yourself in the Target parking lot ever again!”

Finally the kind of practical parenting advice I can use

My feet are so swollen I have lost feeling/am laying upside down on the chaise to try to get relief. And I’ve gone up a show size. #pregnancyisglamorous

My feet are so swollen I have lost feeling/am laying upside down on the chaise to try to get relief. And I’ve gone up a show size. #pregnancyisglamorous

5.5 months

5.5 months

When you’re a lesbian and you have children, or you’re pregnant, or you’ve ever even mentioned the word “baby” in a public place… you’ve inevitably been hit with an onslaught of extremely personal questions.

These are questions no straight couple would ever be asked. I mean can you imagine going up to a man and wife at their baby shower and asking, “So, how does this work? Was your wife on top when you conceived, or were you hitting that from behind?”

No.

You wouldn’t do that because you probably have some level of social awareness and decency.


For some reason all of that goes out the window when it comes to the “exotic” world of same-sex parenting.

So I have made a blog. The first post is called:

"All The Answers to the Extremely Personal and Borderline Inappropriate Questions We’ve Gotten Regarding My Pregnancy" 

http://notallmoms.blogspot.com/2014/09/all-answers-to-extremely-personal-and.html

Pregnant prepskool #back2skool

Pregnant prepskool #back2skool

#back2skool

#back2skool

Cat #back2skool

Cat #back2skool

5 month bump. I’m having a bowling ball!

5 month bump. I’m having a bowling ball!

I walked in to find that our bed has the cutest throw pillow.

I walked in to find that our bed has the cutest throw pillow.